I have come to the conclusion that the subservient chicken website is fake. First of all, he can't possibly be there 24 hours a day. Second of all, his position on camera seems to jump slightly just before he does anything. Now that that's settled we can all stop feeling bad about leaving him with nothing to do.

The weather around here has been terrible the last few days. Turtle gets really depressed because he can't go out and play. When I think about it, that might not be such a bad thing. He seems to instinctively know when it's a nice day out and he will whine by the door until you let him out. I need to move somewhere with really great weather. Maybe LA.