Has anyone noticed the alarming new trend of customized stickers with children's names and extracurricular activities? If you haven't, just check the back of the largest, most obnoxious SUV or mini-van you can find. I don't understand this crap. It's like when pilots mark their kills on the side of the plane. Except, instead of dead people, it's children. Do they think we should reward them for having kids? Be proud of their children's extracurricular activities? Drive more carefully around them? I don't know about you, but whenever I see one of these mobile fertility billboards I run them right off the road!