I was in the kitchen a minute ago and saw a strange looking spider on the floor. It looked like a wolf spider, but the back end was much bigger. I thought to myself, what a strange looking spider; I should kill it.

So, I took a napkin and slapped it down on top of the spider. It was like hitting a pinata, but instead of being filled with candy, it was filled with baby spiders. There must have been hundreds of them! The still-born spiders were writhing on the ground for a minute, before I finished them off.