At first it was cute when the neighborhood kids came to visit Turtle, but now it's getting annoying. I made the mistake of letting them play my Playstation once, now they're over every day. They hardly even pay attention to Turtle anymore. They just want to play videogames and eat my food. One of the kids even tried opening my door to let himself in without even knocking. Ugh. I have started using excuses like, "Turtle is sleeping, you'll have to come back later", but Turtle doesn't know how to play along with it. He gets up and meets them at the door with his tail wagging.

Today, I vowed to not answer the door if they knocked, but one of them caught me while I was putting out the trash. Soon I will have to resort to harsher measures.