I made an important decision in my life. It is a major change from my upbringing. I have decided to become an ordained minister. Please try to respect my religious choices. As my first act, I married my dogs Turtle and Piggy. They are on their honeymoon now (Turtle is humping Piggy in the backyard). Abe became a minister too, maybe he'll marry Em and I.

Please refer to me as Reverend from now on.