I had a bad car day yesterday. First, when I was driving to work, I stopped to get gas. After pumping my gas, the car wouldn't start. The battery terminal looked terribly corroded, so I poured Coke on it. No help. Someone at the gas station had to give me a jump start. When I got the car going, I noticed that the a/c no longer got cold. Of course the heat still worked, but that doesn't help in Florida.

Last night I went to the bar with Grant. We went to Steak n' Shake afterward, and when we were leaving he asked me what happened to my rear bumper. Sure enough, the corner of my bumper was dented in. No note, of course.